1. On being Late in class
“Kab shuru hua?”
“Attendance ho gayi kya??”
“Kal se pakka class karunga”
“Ek page de na………. abe pen bhi to de…….”
2. During the lecture
“Yesss !!!! Sir…….The answer is ……….huuuummmmm…….aaaaaaaa…………”
“No sir…..I know the answer …….sir….”
“Saala apne aapko Newtonsamajta hai”
“Abe lecture ko chod….. dekh wo kya lag rahi hai aaj……..”
“Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha…….gadha…….”
“Expt. 2 Kiya kya??”
“Isme Karna kya hai??”
“Yeh bhai……..mere ko aata to tere pass kyon aata……..”
” Test mein itna topic hai to annual mein kya hoga…..”
“Aaj koun sa test hai?”
5.(The best one)
“Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uski drawing nikal”
” Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar..”
“Are baba ghasit de……..na tu samjega na wo……..”
MissInG ThEse ONEs Yarrr…..N miSsinG u AlL
Wedding Or Boxing
Ques) Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? Ans) It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Toothbrush By Redneck
How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck? If it was invented by anyone else they would have called it a “teethbrush”.
Ques - How do you keep and idiot busy? Answer - Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner. This post was submitted by jewelly1 -4rom rs.
Ques - How do you make a football pitch in to a triangle?? Ans - Take a corner This post was submitted by Tom Briggs.
Brilliant Doubts - Unanswered
1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? 2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? 3.If the ‘black box’ flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff? 4.Why do people say, ‘you’ve been working like a dog’ when dogs just sit around all day? 5.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? 6.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? 7.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? 8.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? 9.Why is it called a ‘building’ when it is already built? 10.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? 11.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
1. Can you imagine what the world would be without hypothetical questions? 2. If the 7 eleven stores are open 24/7 365 days a week why do they have doors? 3. Why they do not make planes with the same materials that they use to make the black box.
Funny Question Answers
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer : On their MARRIAGE. Question : Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Answer : Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake. Question : How does a wise man tells a woman to keep quiet? Answer :You looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when your LIPS are CLOSED. Question : How can we reduce alcohol consumption Answer: Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD, After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY