Women Quotes by Famous People Of World

Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels.
→ Faith Whittlesey

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
→ Joseph Conrad

It is hard, if not impossible, to snub a beautiful woman they remain beautiful and the rebuke recoils.
→ Winston Churchill

I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.
→ Bella Abzug

If women want any rights more than they’s got, why don’t they just take them, and not be talking about it.
→ Sojourner Truth

The True Man wants 2 things: DANGER & PLAY. For that reason he wants Woman, as the Most Dangerous Plaything.
→ Friedrich Nietzsche

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
→ Charlotte Whitton

Woman is a mother. She’s got a lot of mouths to feed. She feels like a martyr. Frustration is what she bleeds.
→ Mr. Prophet

Women are just as easy as men, give them a few bars of chocolate and a puppy and they won’t bother you for days.
→ Domus Ulixes

So much has been said and sung of beautiful young girls, why doesn’t somebody wake up to the beauty of old women?
→ Harriet Beecher Stowe

You can take no credit for beauty at sixteen. But if you are beautiful at sixty, it will be your soul’s own doing.
→ Marie Stopes

Decisiveness is a characteristic of high performing men and women. Almost any decision is better than no decision at all.
→ Brian Tracy

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
→ Katherine Hepburn

I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, “Did you know it’s time for your annual check up?” No, but now my mailman does.
→ Cathy Ladman

I’ve been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
→ Erma Bombeck

A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
→ Ambrose Bierce

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
→ Groucho Marx

If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
→ Aristotle Onassis

A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
→ W. C. Fields

As a woman I have no country. As a woman my country is the whole world.
→ Virginia Woolf

A woman reading Playboy feels a little like a Jew reading a Nazi manual.
→ Gloria Steinem

Women are not inherently passive or peaceful. We’re not inherently anything but human.
→ Robin Morgan

Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
→ Erica Jong

I was the first woman to burn my bra it took the fire department four days to put it out.
→ Dolly Parton

I wish someone would have told me that, just because I’m a girl, I don’t have to get married.
→ Marlo Thomas

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