Women Quotes and Sayings by Famous People of World

A noble woman can take u to the top of world,whereas a bad one can make u knock the doors of hell.
→AjayPal Singh Dhillon

Well behaved women seldom make history.
→ Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I really don’t think I need buns of steel.
→ Ellen DeGeneres

Forget love I’d rather fall in chocolate!
→ Sandra J. Dykes

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
→ Irina Dunn

Before healing come searching, trying and believing.
→ Darina Stoyanova

Wear your Mona Lisa Smile, and hold all your mystery.
→ Michelle Feasby

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle aged men.
→ Frank McKinney

Women have every right; they just have to excercise them.
→ Victoria Claflin Woodhull

The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage.
→ Peggy Ryan

Behind most healthy people, there are a lot of unhealthy times.
→ Darina Stoyanova

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.
→ Woody Allen

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
→ Carrie Snow

All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players.
→ William Shakespeare

It is time to get back to basics, time to go back to nature and ourselves.
→ Darina Stoyanova

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
→ Janette Barber

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
→ Jennifer Yane

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
→ Zsa Zsa Gabor

The chief excitement in a woman’s life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.
→ Helen Rowland

When I’m in this place I have not a care in the world, for I cast all my cares upon you.
→ Christina Pagliarulo

I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
→ Zsa Zsa Gabor

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
→ Dave Barry

Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
→ James Thurber

Healing requires from us to stop struggling, but to enjoy life more and endure it less.
→ Darina Stoyanova

There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won’t cure, but I don’t know many of them.
→ Sylvia Plath

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Funny Questions

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