Women Quotations by Famous People Of World

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold.
→ Marlo Thomas

Women are the only oppressed group in our society that lives in intimate association with their oppressors.
→ Evelyn Cunningham

In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman.
→ Nancy Astor

Men define intelligence, men define usefulness, men tell us what is beautiful, men even tell us what is womanly.
→ Sally Kempton

You have to admit that most women who have done something with their lives have been disliked by almost everyone.
→ Francoise Gilot

Under patriarchy, every woman’s son is her potential betrayer and also the inevitable rapist or exploiter of another woman.
→ Andrea Dworkin

Admiration is natural; and it has been said there are many lovable women, but no perfect ones.
→ Niocolas Valentin De Latena

That woman speaks eighteen languages, and she can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
→ Dorothy Thompson

Woman is a scorpion whose grip is sweet.
→ Hazrat Ali

It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.
→ Anonymous

That’s the nature of women not to love when we love them, and to love when we love them not.
→ Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

A woman’s whole life is a history of the affections.
→ Washington Irving

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.
→ George Jean Nathan

Woman’s happiness begins with her first love and ends about then.
→ Anonymous

A woman knows the face of the man she loves like a sailor knows the open sea.
→ Honore De Balzac

There is nothing enduring in life for a woman except what she builds in a
man’s heart.
→ Judith Anderson

Women want love to be a novel, men a short story.
→ Daphne Du Maurier

It is every woman’s dream to be some man’s dream woman.
→ Barbra Streisand

For a man the whole world is his love. For a woman love is her whole world.
→ Peter Altenberg

A woman who is loved always has success.
→ Vicki Baum

To be successful, a woman has to be much better at her job than a man.
→ Golda Meir

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to be as mediocre as possible.
→ Margaret Mead

Even the wisest men make fools of themselves about women, and even the most foolish women are wise about men.
→ Theodore Reik

Men think about women. Women think about what men think about them.
→ Peter Ustinov

The impulse of the American woman to geld her husband and castrate her sons is very strong.
→ John Steinbeck

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