Weekends Quotes and Sayings by Famous People Of World

Why wait for the weekend to have fun.
→ Loesje

There aren’t enough days in the weekend.
→ Rod Schmidt

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
→ Joseph Addison

Once we work harder at night and on weekends.
→ Claudia Schiffer

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
→ Lyndon B. Johnson

I hate weekends because there is no stock market.
→ Rene Rivkin

To Attila the Hun’s cavalry as “weekend warriors”.
→ Russell Baker

Man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
→ Rita Rudner

Joan organizes our social life, and on weekends I follow her around.
→ Robert Parker

Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.
→ Anthony Burgess

I’ve been thinking Hobbes On a weekend? Well, it wasn’t on purpose.
→ Calvin & Hobbes

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
→ Woody Allen

Pretend like it’s the weekend, … We could pretend it all the time.
→ Jack Johnson

Weekends don’t pay as well as weekdays but at least there’s football.
→ S.A. Sachs

A weekend update correction last week all 29 stories we reported were.
→ Kevin Nealon

One of my friends went on a murder weekend… now he is doing life for it.
→ Jack Dee

Even up here on Vancouver on the weekends, I go work out in a studio space.
→ Dule Hill

Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
→ Bill Watterson

Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on.
→ Edgar Watson Howe

If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell.
→ Jimmy Swaggart

Everyone agrees the level of surfing here this weekend was the highest they’ve seen. It was insane.
→ Alex Gray

Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?
→ Marilyn Savant

Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
→ Casey Stengel

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
→ Chuck Palahniuk

In the evenings I studied chemistry at the University of Chicago, the weekends I helped in the family store.
→ Jack Stein berger

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