Laziness Quotes By Famous People Of World

The only menace is inertia.
- St. John Perse

Sloth is the key to poverty.
- Proverb

Laziness will cause you pain.
- Arnis Jitsu

Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
- David Dunham

A young man idle, an old man needy.
- English Proverb

By doing nothing we learn to do ill.
- Proverb

A loafer always has the correct time.
- Kin Hubbard

I slip from workaholic to bum real easy.
- Matthew Broderick

You must avoid sloth, that wicked siren.
- Horace

I’m barely prolific and incredibly lazy.
- Tom Petty

If a man will not work, he shall not eat.
- Bible

He has a head that is for rent unfurnished.
- Anon

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
- Kin Hubbard

The lazy are always wanting to do something.
- Vauvenargues

It is easier to mend neglect than to quicken love.
- Saint Jerome

People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy.
- Bob Hope

Procrastination is suicide on the installment plan.
- Anon

Towards evening the lazy person begins to get busy.
- German Proverb

That destructive siren, sloth, is ever to be avoided.
- Horace

Some men are so lazy they won’t even feed themselves.
- Bible

There is no cure for laziness but a large family helps.
- Herbert Prochnov

That indolent but agreeable condition of doing nothing.
- Pliny

What is right is often forgotten by what is convenient.
- Bodie Thoene

Laziness never arrived at the attainment of a good wish.
- Miguel Cervantes

Oh, if only I did nothing simply as a result of laziness.
- Feodor Mikhailovich

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Brilliant Doubts - Unanswered

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Funny Questions

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Funny Question Answers

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