Kissing Quotes by Famous People of World

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
→ Barbara Bush

But is there nothing else, That we may do but only walk? Methinks Brothers and sisters lawfully may kiss.
→ John Fletcher

Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can’t see anything wrong with each other.
→ Rene Yasenek

Kiss me as if you made believe You were not sure this eve, How my face, your flower, had pursed It’s petals up.
→ Robert Browning

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
→ Albert Einstein

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it.
→ Christian Nestell

The sunlight claps the earth And the moonbeams kiss the sea: What are all these kissings worth If thou kiss not me?
→ Percy Bysshe Shelley

A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That’s basic spelling that every woman ought to know.
→ Mistinguett

We turned on one another deep, drowned gazes, and exchanged a kiss that reduced my bones to rubber and my brain to gruel.
→ Peter De Vries

Jenny, she’s aw weet, peer body, Jenny’s like to cry; For she hes weet her petticoats In gangin’ thro’ the rye, Peer body.
→ Miss Susanna Blamire

Ancient lovers believed a kiss would literally unite their souls, because the spirit was said to be carried in one’s breath.
→ Eve Glicksman

Bullet We turned on one another deep, drowned gazes, and exchanged a kiss that reduced my bones to rubber and my brain to gruel.
→ Peter Vries

A man had given all other bliss, And all his worldly worth for this,To waste his whole heart in one kiss Upon her perfect lips.
→ Lord Tennyson

And Steal immortal blessings from her lips; who,even in pure and vestal modesty, still blush, as thinking their own kisses sin.
→ William Shakespeare

First time he kiss’d me, he but only kiss’d The fingers of this hand wherewith I write; And ever since it grew more clean and white.
→ Elizabeth Barrett

A kiss, when all is said, what is it? A rosy dot placed on the “i” in loving; ‘Tis a secret told to the mouth instead of to the ear.
→ Edmond Rostand

Bullet A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third,takes the fourth, accepts the fifth and endures all the rest.
→ Helen Rowland

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth – and endures all the rest.
→ Helen Rowland

A peach is a peach a plum is a plum a kiss ain’t a kiss without some tongue. so open up your mouth and close your eyes and give your tongue some exercise.
→ Diesel

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
→ Helen Rowland

Oh, they loved dearly: their souls kissed, they kissed with their eyes, they were both but one single kiss.
→ Heinrich Heine

One kiss breaches the distance between friendship and love.
→ Anonymous

How far away the stars seem, and how far is our first kiss, and ah, how old my heart.
→ William Butler Yeats

Necking with Marilyn Monroe is like kissing Hitler.
→ Tony Curtis

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
→ Casey Stengel

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