Jobs Quotes and Sayings by Famous People of World

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
→ Aristotle

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
→ Oscar Wilde

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
→ Unknown

Back of the job→the dreamer Who’s making the dream come true.
→ Unknown

Work harder on yourself than you do on your job.
→ Unknown

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.
→ Unknown

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
→ Unknown

It is easier to do a job right than to explain why you didn’t.
→ Unknown

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves.
→ Unknown

The secret of success is doing well the job close at hand.
→ Unknown

Do your job and demand your compensation….but in that order.
→ Unknown

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
→ Unknown

Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.
→ C. Northcote

Happiness is an inside job.
→ William Arthur Ward

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
→ H. Jackson Browne

If you have a job without any aggravations, you don’t have a job.
→ Malcolm S. Forbes

I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy.
→ Danny McGoorty

The entrepreneur builds an enterprise; the technician builds a job.
→ Michael Gerber

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.
→ Arnold Toynbee

The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.
→ George W. Bush

Diamonds are nothing more than chunks of coal that stuck to their jobs.
→ Malcolm S. Forbes

When people go to work, they shouldn’t have to leave their hearts at home.
→ Betty Bender

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
→ James Matthew Barrie

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
→ Dean Acheson

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.
→ John G. Pollard

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