Games Quotes By Famous People Of World
Life’s too short for chess.
- Henry James Byron
Our whole life is solving puzzles.
- Erno Rubik
This game should give us confidence.
- Glen Metropolit
The score never interested me, only the game.
- Mae West
The bowling alley is the poor man’s country club.
- Sanford Hansell
Never play cat and mouse games if you’re a mouse.
- Don Addis
I’d like to see us be ahead rather than just catching up.
- Gainey
We got away from our game plan. We lost our concentration.
- Aaron Ward
Kostopoulos tried to get involved, but he fights like a cat.
- Tim Thomas
Men in the game are blind to what men looking on see clearly.
- Chinese Proverbs
Whoever called snooker “chess with balls” was rude, but right.
- Clive James
Games are a compromise between intimacy and keeping intimacy away.
- Eric Berne
Egotism, n: Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen.
- Ambrose Bierce
Chess is a sea in which a gnat may drink and an elephant may bathe.
- Indian Proverb
The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution.
- Stephen Sondheim
I thought we played hard and we had some chances. I missed one on a power play.
- Alex Tanguay
One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
- Don Carter
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
- Erma Bombeck
Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris.
- Oscar Wilde
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
- Albert Einstein
You’re gonna lose some ball games and you’re gonna win some ball games and that’s about it.
- Sparky Anderson
It is one of man’s curious idiosyncrasies to create difficulties for the pleasure of resolving them.
- Joseph Maistre
I’m afraid sometimes you’ll play lonely games too, games you can’t win because you’ll play against you.
- Dr. Seuss
We have a clearer vision of what needs to be done to get on the right side of the score come the third period.
- Gainey
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