Driving Quotes by Famous People Of World

Life is too short for traffic.
→ Dan Bellack

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
→ Lewis Mumford

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.
→ Jason Love

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
→ American Proverb

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
→ Noelie Altito

Automobiles are not ferocious…. it is man who is to be feared.
→ Robbins B. Stoeckel

No one should be able to enter a wilderness by mechanical means.
→ Garrett Hardin

Road sense is the offspring of courtesy and the parent of safety.
→ Maud Buren

Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
→ E.B. White

The best car safety device is a rear view mirror with a cop in it.
→ Dudley Moore

Baseball is like driving, it’s the one who gets home safely that counts.
→ Tommy Lasorda

The longest journey begins with a single step, not with a turn of the ignition key.
→ Edward Abbey

For every “Drive Safely” sign, shouldn’t there be a “Resume Normal Driving” sign?
→ Robert Brault

A commuter tie up consists of you and people who for some reason won’t use public transit.
→ Robert Brault

Recklessness is a species of crime and should be so regarded on our streets and highways.
→ Marlen E. Pew

Certainly dog driving is the most terrible work one has to face in this sort of business.
→ Robert Falcon Scott

A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
→ Peter De Vries

The elderly don’t drive that badly; they’re just the only ones with time to do the speed limit.
→ Jason Love

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
→ Doug Larson

The car has become… an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete.
→ Marshall McLuhan

Road rage is the expression of the amateur sociopath in all of us, cured by running into a professional.
→ Robert Brault

Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and need no special parking facilities.
→ Lewis Mumford

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I’m gone.
→ Steven Wright

What fools indeed we morals are To lavish care upon a Car, With ne’er a bit of time to see About our own machinery!
→ John Kendrick Bangs

What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise can you imagine the awful screeching?
→ Samuel Hoffenstein

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