Coffee Quotes and Sayings by Famous People of World

Coffee, which makes the politicians wise, And see through all things with his half→shut eyes.
→ Alexander Pope

A cup of coffee commits one to forty years of friendship.
→ Turkish Proverb

In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running.
→ Jeff Bezos

You know you’ve been playing too much Nethack when you refer to coffee as a potion of sleep resistance.
→ Sweeney Todd Lundgren

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.
→ Stephanie Piro

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.
→ Henry Ward Beecher

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
→ Flash Rosenberg

Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.
→ Turkish Proverb

Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
→ David Letterman

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
→ Mae West

Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee.
→ Alexander King

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
→ T.S. Eliot

I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.
→ Carly Simon

Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.
→ Bob Irwin

He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something.
→ Josephine Baker

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.
→ Jessi Lane Adams

Men should be like coffee, hot sweet and strong.
→Dutch Proverb

Until I drank Italian espresso coffee, I never knew what a tease filtered coffee was.
→ Martin Dansky.

I could smell myself awake with that coffee.
→ Jaesse Tyler

Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm.
→ Dutch Proverb

I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.
→ Harry Mahtar

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.
→ Drew Sirtors

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.
→ Voyager

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
→ Jonathan Swift

I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.
→ John Van Druten

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
→ Alphonse Allais

Black as the devil, Hot as hell, Pure as an angel, Sweet as love.
→ Charles Maurice

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
→ Ronald Reagan

Coffee and love are best when they are hot.
→ German Proverb

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.
→ Sheik Abd

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
→ Anne Morrow Lindbergh

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