Friends Testimonial For Best Friends

well theres lot2 rite abt her.i mean 1024 words is seriously tooo few to describe her (ahaha I know ye ik ghisa pita sa dialogue he) BRIEFLY.isspe to book chap sakte hai woh novel type ki.hehe
ahemm
kheir .
shes a gr8 gal who luvs cofee n chochlates vry much.
firstly innocent an xited most of de times..shez like a kiddo,but yaar capable of being a gud frend, and sometime thinks like an 80yr old granny also.n takes matured decisions.she has a sharp brain but is all messed up.n has a danger mood swing prob..lolzz
gud sense of humour..never minds the crap u do with her
teasing her is like a habit of all of us..hehe
but she neverminds it..being a very gud helpful,frank,n frendly r not the only qualities shes got
da greatest of her qualities is her non-stop bakbak..uff.an da real best thin bout her is shez water clear by heart…and trust me its fun bein wit her and can never afford 2 lose her in life..chal basanti abhi hawa main na uud.lolz
P.S:beware she knows kaalajadu.lolz

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