Witty Quotes And Sayings
Witty Quotes And Sayings
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the
pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
*** George Bernard Shaw***
I have no data yet. It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one
begins to twist facts to suit theories instead of theories to suit facts.
*** Sir Arthur Conan Doyle***
Contradictions do not exist. Whenever you think that you are facing a contradiction, check
your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong.
*** Ayn Rand***
If two things don’t fit, but you believe both of them, thinking that somewhere, hidden,
there must be a third thing that connects them, that’s credulity.
*** Umberto Eco***
Islam is a religion in which Allah demands you send your son to die for him; Christianity
is the faith in which God sent his son to die for you.
*** John Ashcroft***
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone; any more that she can be witty by
only the help of speech.
*** Kin Hubbard***
Catch a man a fish and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a
wonderful business opportunity.
*** Karl Marx***
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody
who can write better.
*** A. J. Liebling***
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is
terribly important.
*** Bertrand Russell***
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing
left to take away.
*** Antoine***
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless of course you are an exceptionally
good liar.
*** Jerome K. Jerome***
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other
alternatives.
*** Abba Eban***
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of
speech.
*** George Bernard Shaw***
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
*** Oscar Wilde***
Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.
*** Rene Descartes***
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
*** Friedrich Nietzsche***
I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions the curtain was up.
*** Groucho Marx***
There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors.
*** Jim Morrison***
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.
*** Jean Giraudoux***
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
*** Clarence Darrow***
I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
*** Mark Twain***
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.
*** Douglas Adams***
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
*** Frank Zappa***
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
*** Mark Twain***
When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
*** Hermann Hesse***
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced an
