Funny Question And Answers
Funny Question Answer Jokes Collection
Question How u make a blonde go crazy
Answer. Put her in a round room and tell her to go to the corner
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Killing People
Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool.
Q: How do you kill a blonde’s sister?
A: Tell her to go give her CPR(Cardiopulmonary resuscitation).
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Rocking Chair
Ques. Why did they old man put wheels on his rocking chair?
Ans. So he could rock and roll!!!!!!!!
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Funny And Tasty Clowns
Ques. How come cannibals don’t eat clowns?
Ans. Because they taste funny
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Superior Females
Q. What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A. A rumour.
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Q. What should you give a man who has everything?
A. woman to show him how to work it.
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Whats Diffrent Between A Fly And A Mousketo?
Ques Whats Difference Between A Fly And A Mosquito?
Ans A Mousketo can fly BUT A Fly can’t Mosquito
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Blonde Grenade
Q) What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
A) Pull out the pin and throw it back!
