Funny Jokes
Funny Joke The Sperm and the Tonsil
The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the instructor “As soon as you hear the siren, run for the tunnel and swim in a straight line until you get to the entrance of a damp cavern. At the end of the cavern you will find a red,sticky ball which is the egg. Address it and say, ‘I’m a Sperm.She will answer, ‘I’m the Egg. From that moment on you will work together to create the embryo. Do you understand?”
The sperm nodded affirmatively and the instructor said, “Then,good luck!”
Two days later, the sperm is taking a nap when he hears the siren.
He wakes up immediately and runs to the tunnel. A multitude of sperm swim behind him. He knows he has to arrive first. When he nears the entrance to the cavern, he looks back and sees that he is far ahead of the other sperm. He is able to swim at a slower pace as he approaches the red, sticky ball.
When, at last, he reaches the red, sticky ball, he smiles and says,
“Hi, I’m a sperm.”
The red sticky ball smiles and says, “Hi. I’m a tonsil.”
HTML Code for Face Book,Orkut, Myspace, Hi5, Tagged, FriendsterFunny Joke Sidhuisms
1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that of an incoming train which will run them over.
3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados.”Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope.”
HTML Code for Face Book,Orkut, Myspace, Hi5, Tagged, FriendsterFunny Joke 10 Differences between Men and Woman
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn’t understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.
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