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A Funny Facts On Womans Demand List From There To Be Husband

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August 15, 2009

When it comes to men, what exactly are women looking for? Here’s a humorous look at what a WoMan’s's wants in her Man’s-

What I Want In A Man’s, Original List (at age 22)

1- Handsome
2- Charming
3- Financially successful
4- A caring listener
5- Witty
6- In good shape
7- Dresses with style
8- Appreciates the finer things
9- Full of thoughtful surprises
10- An imaginative, roMan’stic lover

What I Want In A Man’s, Revised List (at age 32)

1- Nice looking – preferably with hair on his head
2- Opens car doors, holds chairs
3- Has enough money for a nice dinner at restaurant
4- Listens more than he talks
5- Laughs at my jokes at appropriate times
6- Can carry in all the groceries with ease
7- Owns at least one tie
8- Appreciates a good home cooked meal
9- Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10- Seeks roMan’sce at least once a week

What I Want In A Man’s, Revised List (at age 42)

1- Not too ugly – bald head OK
2- Doesn’t drive off until I m in the car
3- Works steady – splurges on dinner at McDonalds on occasion
4- Nods head at appropriate times when I’m talking
5- Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes
6- Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7- Usually wears shirt that covers stomach
8- Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9- Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down
10- Shaves on most weekends

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