Archive for August, 2009
Very Funny husband And Wife Facts
“My wife said to me, “I want to be cremated.” I said,
“How about Tuesday?”
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it
doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for
marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the
other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat
in Europe.
Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring,
and suffering.
“My wife said to me, “I want to be cremated.” I said, “How
about Tuesday?”
“When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.” – Sacha Guitry.
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his
wife.”
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get
my wife to go swimming.
