Archive for June, 2009

Funny Question Answers Jokes Collections

***********************
Unwanted Guests
It was at a party and the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. She was sure that not all of these people had been invited but didn’t know how to tell which ones were the crashers. Then her husband got an idea….
He turned to the crowd of guests and said “Will those who are from the brides side of the family stand up please?” About twenty people stood.Then he asked ” Will those who are from the groom side of the family stand up as well?” about twenty five people stood up. Then He smiled and said
-
-
“Will all those who stood please leave, this is a birthday party”.

***********************
Little Johny Going To Have A Wife
At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything,including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.

Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, “Johnny, what is the matter?” Little Johnny responded, “I have pain in my side. I think I’m going to have a wife.”

***********************
Lightning
Bob: My wife drives like lightning
Ted: She drives fast?
Bob: No, she hits trees!

***********************
Knock Knock
Knock Knock?

Whos there?

Luke

Luke who??

Luke thru the key hole and u will see me

This post was submitted by eillened over.

HTML Code for Face Book,Orkut, Myspace, Hi5, Tagged, Friendster <p style="text-align: justify;"> <p>***********************<br /> Unwanted Guests<br /> It was at a party and the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. She was sure that not all of these people had been invited but didn’t know how to tell which ones were the crashers. Then her husband got an idea….<br /> He turned to the crowd of guests and said “Will those who are from the brides side of the family stand up please?” About twenty people stood.Then he asked ” Will those who are from the groom side of the family stand up as well?” about twenty five people stood up. Then He smiled and said<br /> -<br /> -<br /> “Will all those who stood please leave, this is a birthday party”.</p> <p>***********************<br /> Little Johny Going To Have A Wife<br /> At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything,including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.</p> <p>Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, “Johnny, what is the matter?” Little Johnny responded, “I have pain in my side. I think I’m going to have a wife.”</p> <p>***********************<br /> Lightning<br /> Bob: My wife drives like lightning<br /> Ted: She drives fast?<br /> Bob: No, she hits trees!</p> <p>***********************<br /> Knock Knock<br /> Knock Knock?</p> <p>Whos there?</p> <p>Luke</p> <p>Luke who??</p> <p>Luke thru the key hole and u will see me</p> <p>This post was submitted by eillened over.</p> <a href="http://www.funhub.in" target="_blank">Funny Sms Pictures Jokes Quotes </a>

---

Funny Question Answer Jokes Collections

One Year Old Father

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: 1 year older then me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

***********************
Funny Maths

Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So? Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8. If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

***********************
Smart Burglar
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.
“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”

HTML Code for Face Book,Orkut, Myspace, Hi5, Tagged, Friendster <p style="text-align: justify;">One Year Old Father</p> <p style="text-align: justify;">Man: How old is your father?<br /> Boy: 1 year older then me<br /> Man: How can that be?<br /> Boy: He became a father only when I was born</p> <p style="text-align: justify;">***********************<br /> Funny Maths</p> <p style="text-align: justify;">Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?<br /> Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8<br /> Father: So? Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.<br /> On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8. If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?</p> <p style="text-align: justify;">***********************<br /> Smart Burglar<br /> A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.<br /> “You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.<br /> “No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”</p> <a href="http://www.funhub.in" target="_blank">Funny Sms Pictures Jokes Quotes </a>

---

A Very Sexy And Funny Joke

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boys do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

HTML Code for Face Book,Orkut, Myspace, Hi5, Tagged, Friendster <p style="text-align: justify;">Love is a gamble,<br /> Sex is a game,<br /> Boys do the thing<br /> Girls get the blame,<br /> 1 night in pleasure<br /> 9 months of pain<br /> 1 day in hospital and<br /> a junior needs a name</p> <a href="http://www.funhub.in" target="_blank">Funny Sms Pictures Jokes Quotes </a>

---

A Lovely Teddy Bear Testimonial For Love Ones

1+1=2 eyes look at U
1+4=5 senses missing U
1+23=24 hours thinking abt U
1+6=7 days in week waiting 4 U
1+11=12 months in yr alwayz need a sweet friend like U
…..
…………(…(`.-“’´´-.´)…)……….
…………..)……–…….–….(………..
…………./……(o…_…o)….\……….
………….\………(..0..)……./……….
……….__.`.-._…’=’.._.-.´.__…….
……./…….’#.’#.,.–.,.#&#@#;.#.’….\…..
…….\__))……….’#'……… ((__/…..
__xxxxxxxxxxx______xxxxxxxxxx
_xxxxxxxxxxxxxx___xxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx_xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
_xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
__xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
____xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
_______xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
_________xxxxxxxxxxxx
__________xxxxxxxxx
____________xxxxx
_____________xxx
______________x

HTML Code for Face Book,Orkut, Myspace, Hi5, Tagged, Friendster <p>1+1=2 eyes look at U<br /> 1+4=5 senses missing U<br /> 1+23=24 hours thinking abt U<br /> 1+6=7 days in week waiting 4 U<br /> 1+11=12 months in yr alwayz need a sweet friend like U<br /> …..<br /> …………(…(`.-“’´´-.´)…)……….<br /> …………..)……–…….–….(………..<br /> …………./……(o…_…o)….\……….<br /> ………….\………(..0..)……./……….<br /> ……….__.`.-._…’=’.._.-.´.__…….<br /> ……./…….’#.’#.,.–.,.#&#@#;.#.’….\…..<br /> …….\__))……….’#'……… ((__/…..<br /> __xxxxxxxxxxx______xxxxxxxxxx<br /> _xxxxxxxxxxxxxx___xxxxxxxxxxxxx<br /> xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx_xxxxxxxxxxxxxx<br /> xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx<br /> _xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx<br /> __xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx<br /> ____xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx<br /> _______xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx<br /> _________xxxxxxxxxxxx<br /> __________xxxxxxxxx<br /> ____________xxxxx<br /> _____________xxx<br /> ______________x</p> <a href="http://www.funhub.in" target="_blank">Funny Sms Pictures Jokes Quotes </a>

---