Archive for June, 2009
Funny Question Answers Jokes Collections
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Unwanted Guests
It was at a party and the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. She was sure that not all of these people had been invited but didn’t know how to tell which ones were the crashers. Then her husband got an idea….
He turned to the crowd of guests and said “Will those who are from the brides side of the family stand up please?” About twenty people stood.Then he asked ” Will those who are from the groom side of the family stand up as well?” about twenty five people stood up. Then He smiled and said
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“Will all those who stood please leave, this is a birthday party”.
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Little Johny Going To Have A Wife
At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything,including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, “Johnny, what is the matter?” Little Johnny responded, “I have pain in my side. I think I’m going to have a wife.”
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Lightning
Bob: My wife drives like lightning
Ted: She drives fast?
Bob: No, she hits trees!
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Knock Knock
Knock Knock?
Whos there?
Luke
Luke who??
Luke thru the key hole and u will see me
This post was submitted by eillened over.
